EvilErnie

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All on a sesame seed bun..

by EvilErnie
8-13-03


	Welcome to Cliche Castle, what would you like to order?


	Today, we have a sizzling "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", with your choice of sides of either "It's a Trap!" or "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten".


	Does the special still come with "You're a Homo" Erik Estrada seasoning?


	Yes, but we just ran out of it a bit ago. I'm sorry!


	Oh no, that's okay. I'll just have a "Trogdor: The Burninator" extra value meal and a small soft drink, to go.