EvilErnie  

Woah, holy shit, I just had an apiphany! What if I, the bird, am the undesired outkast of modern society, being this cage? I can be an anarchist and escape my oppressor's grasp!

Or prehaps society won't let go of me so it may protect me from all of the exiles of society like the serial killers and drugdealers...being the cat. I amaze myself sometimes!