So, are you a Christian? If so, you worship a gay, drug-smoking, idiot, and large-penis-owner guy on a cross. On the other hand, he does make good jokes.
Hey Colin! I need a new campaign speech. HEEELP ME!!!
Relax. I have a speech ready.
I WANT MY DADDY!!!
Follow. I have Texas were I'm going. Follow.
During the speech...
We're going to California and Texas(Don't mess with it) and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan
And then we go to a whole bunch of other states. And then we go to Washington D.C. to steal the White House and WMD's from Saddam. YEEEEEHEEAAEHAHEHAEW!!!!!!!!