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by EvilJesus420
1-16-04
I'm here live to speak to a dead guy. So what's your name?
I'm dead you idiot.
I know that now tell me, what is going on?
Aha! It is me Jesus!
So your name is Jesus? Ok then, tell me, is it Jesus's fault?
No it's that fat guy down the street.

 

by EvilJesus420
1-16-04
It's finally our chance to protest at the white house! Down with the death penalty!
No more...wait...the death penalty IS already illegal.
Oh
Well screw it. Let's go eat some whales and wear mountain gorilla skins.
Ok

 

by EvilJesus420
2-20-04

 

by EvilJesus420
2-20-04
I'm here at the broadcast of a new show! Replacing Angel, this show has some major things said by critics, so we'll just see how it measures up!
Look, a cute little baby!
Wanna fuck?

 

by EvilJesus420
2-20-04
Hey Colin! I need a new campaign speech. HEEELP ME!!!
Relax. I have a speech ready.
I WANT MY DADDY!!!
Follow. I have Texas were I'm going. Follow.
During the speech...
We're going to California and Texas(Don't mess with it) and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan
And then we go to a whole bunch of other states. And then we go to Washington D.C. to steal the White House and WMD's from Saddam. YEEEEEHEEAAEHAHEHAEW!!!!!!!!

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