It started with a war with weapons so top-secret, nobody knew it was going on. One day, John Johnson was walking with his friend Dodgy Dez, the local conman.
Hey, would you look at that? What a prety plane! And it's dropping something... It looks big! It's a present!
Uh-oh... That doesn't sound good. I'm outta here.
John's stupidity cost him his life...
AAAHHHHH!!!!
Don't worry! I'll make sure your coffin is covered in fake jewels for me to steal!
