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by Evil_Diet_Coke
10-06-02
The evil kangaroo plans to kill the crazy looking old guy for no apparent reason.
Hey! I'm an evil kangaroo, and I'm gonna kill you for no apparent reason.
Uh oh... he said he's evil... he must be evil.
Just as the evil kangaroo is about to fire he realises that the scientist was the guy who created him.
Hey! You're the guy who created me.
Hmm... That I am.
They decide to live happily ever after, creating havoc and destruction wherever they go... because the crazy looking old guy is also evil.
Hey, you wanna live happily ever after, creating havoc and destruction wherever we go?
Yes I do. Because I am a crazy looking old guy who is also evil.

 

by Evil_Diet_Coke
10-06-02
The dude on the left has a nail in his head.
Hello, and welcome to this weeks edition of "Dude With A Nail In His Head". I'm you're host, Dude Who Looks Like The Guy With The Nail In His Head But Isn't.
The dude on the right is talking about the dude with the nail in his head.
Today we have a dude with a nail in his head. He looks like me, but he isn't.
The guy with the nail in his head wrote a letter to the guy who doesn't.
Because of some technical difficulties, which include the nail being pushed half way through this dude's brain, he can't talk. But he wrote us a letter. He says "I have a nail in my head, dude."

 

by Evil_Diet_Coke
10-06-02
That purple donkey guy is purlpe.
Hi. I'm a purple donkey. I'm touring the world. You see the guy behind me? He's dead.
He can talk.
Now that he is dead, that guy will have to go here. The place where dead people go.
Isn't that purple donkey amazing?
The bastard who killed him will have to go here. This is a prison. Bad people live here.

 

by Evil_Diet_Coke
10-06-02
That purple donkey is in space.
Hi, I'm the purple donkey who tours the world. You see that planet behind me? That's the world.
He's talking about destruction.
That's what would happen if the world exploded. There would be a big bang, lots of dust, fire, pain and people dying.
What a scary purple donkey.
There would also be an unemployed purple donkey who can't tour the world any more because the world exploded.

 

by Evil_Diet_Coke
10-07-02
Prepare to die, tentacle boy!
Oh shit! It's Crash Bandicoot!
Actually, since Naughty Dog sold the rights to Crash he's been really depressed, so he commited suicide by jumping off the same cliff 99 times. I'm his replacement... Krack Kangaroo.
Oh... So am I supposed to kill you or something?
Yes... yes you are.
Ok, cool. For a second I thought I was out of a job.

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