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The Gospel according to Mel...
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| Lord, I have witnessed your sacrifice this day and am moved. I wish to learn your Word. How may I live in your image? | |
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| It is simple, my son. A man must live a life of purity, humility, faithfulness, and anti-Semitism to reach the Kingdom of Heaven. | |
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| Yes, my Lord, I--wait, did you say anti-Semitism??? | |
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| Did you know that an international Jewish banking conspiracy controls the media? Oh, and the Holocaust never happened. | |
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| Ah... sure... Look, I'm going to go hang out with the Hare Krishnas at the airport now, okay? | |
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