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Rest in peace, everyone says to me now. Has human civilization finally sunk so far down the spiral of dumbness that the only way left to achieve peace is to blow your head off with a fucking shotgun?
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Finally I spotted the pig who's supposed to be in charge of the joint. I wanted answers and I was going to get them from his mouth come Hell or bong water.
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| Jesus has the hairiest body I've ever seen! That must drive the underage chicks wild! | |
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I let every venomous rant left in me spew out at once, expecting it to go over like an abortion in church. But it turns out, as Toby Keith would say, "It's all good." Luck be a lesbian tonight!
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| Did we sell ourselves out, or were you stacking the deck for the enemy all along? | |
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| Sorry, man, I've been, like, really really stoned since the 60's. What's going on now? | |
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