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| Pardon me, sir. Could I trouble you for a moment of your time to discuss something that could change your life? | |
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| Thanks, but I`m not in the market for a new religion, I don`t need a pill to get an erection, and I`m already an outstanding member of several reputable pyramid schemes. | |
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| Are you tired of feeling as though you`re anally giving birth to a rusty saw blade every time you take a shit? | |
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| Okay, I wouldn`t miss this for all the depleted uranium in Iraq. | |
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