Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, as the leader of al-Qaeda in Iraq, you've been responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.
Go ahead and execute me. It won't do you any good. I've already died at least five times from gunshot wounds, missile attacks, even a suicide bombing. I'll live a million years!
This court sentences you to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
I need to invoke the escape clause.
Funny thing... you look like a man having a heart attack... just like a man having a heart attack.
There's a saying, "Every man is put on Earth condemned to die, time and method of execution unknown." Perhaps this is as it should be. Case in point: Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, lately deceased, a little man with such a yen to live. Beaten by the Devil, by his own fanaticism, and by the scheme of things in this, the Twilight Zone.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734566/ posted Jun 12th, 2006 ( permalink )