Why are you carrying around that pile of dung? It's disgusting, not to mention hazardous to your health.
That's not a fair way of looking at my dung. While I admit most of this is harmful and serves no purpose, I also see something beautiful in it which you are blind to.
Okay, enlighten me. What's in that smelly pile of dung that you find so special?
Something you'll never have. A raisin.
That's it? Look, I've got a whole bag of clean raisins right here. I'll give them to you if you'll just get rid of that dung.
Stop discriminating against me, you raisin-hating oppressor!
