All comics by Eyre

 

by Eyre
1-13-01
Jesus's Agent gives him the good news...
So, Jesus you're getting alot of fan mail with your lowpass comic strip cameos.
Yeah, don't I know it!
What are you going to do next?
Hmmm...I've always wanted to join the Rocketts!
Oh no! Here we go again...
What do you think of my legs?

 

by Eyre
1-13-01
Hmmm...what's going on here?
Curious Jane meets a nice homeless man.
Hey Mister! Can I climb onto your head where I can see better?
Sure...step on my arm and then you can hop up onto my head.
Hey! Isn't that Saddam Hussien?
Yeah, he got bored with being an International Terrorist...so he decided to become a Used Car Salesman.

 

by Eyre
1-13-01
Hmmm...I think I'll go in that gloomy, secluded cave over there.
Jane encounters a hungry monster.
Hello, hideous, ill-looking creature...would you care for a breath mint? Believe me, you'd be wise to accept it!
Grrrrr...Arrrgh.
Goodbye...I grow weary from your company!
Don't you want to stay? I have ice cream!

 

by Eyre
1-19-01
Jesus's agent gives him the bad news...
Dammit! Those lowpass comic creators are finding ways around using you in their strips.
What do you expect, I only have 2 poses!
You're slipping....
Isn't there anything you can do? Maybe you could talk to Johnny?
Wait...I've got an idea!

 

by Eyre
1-19-01
Jesus's agent scrambles to find something...
Okay, you're gonna love this. I'm tellin' ya...you've hit the bigtime now!
What?
Kiss those lowpass naysayers goodbye!
Did I get a role in Kevin Smith's new flick?
No...you're going to be answering phones at the Psychic Friends Network! Isn't it great?
Hooray!

 

by Eyre
1-19-01
Jesus tries a new gig...
Psychic Friends Network, this is Jesus...What do you want to know?
Hello...Hello...I can't hear you.
I've got you on speaker phone...I'm kind of hanging on a cross right now!
Who's this again?
Jesus! Now what do you need, son?
Jesus? I don't need you...I asked for Miss Cleo!

 

by Eyre
1-19-01
Jesus gets the hang of his new job...
Okay...caller, I see you have a friend...and he's kinda tallish , right?
Yes, that's true..my fiance is about average height.
Jesus is good at listening for clues.
Oh, it's the two of cups...you're going to get married soon, but it wont work out.
Wow, how did you know that? I'm getting married next week.
and Jesus saves...
He's going to cheat on you with something furry...You need to kick his ass to the curb, girlfriend!
Thank you Jesus!

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