Okay, now what did we learn from our trip to 1863, exactly?
...that when killing Civil War Generals to bring about the early end of said war, it's best to be prepared for robot nazis to stop by and harsh on our bloodthirsty buzz?
And what didn't we learn from our trip to 1863, exactly?
...the true origins of Thanksgiving?
The sad thing is, that's probably the best plan we could have expected out of him.
And so what, exactly, are we going to use this time machine to do now?
Head over to Austria circa 1862 or so and kill absolutely everyone named Shicklgruber or Hitler or Hiedler or who has a bad bowl haircut and a Charlie Chaplin mustache?
