Tonight's Top Stories: A group of clowns made asses of themselves when slipping on a pair banana peels.
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| Hello, I'm Cindy Gibbins. | |
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| And I'm Gary Fords. This is Fox News. | |
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Fox has found what might be conclusive evidence that George W. Bush is Jesus. More later tonight.
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| That's right Cindy. We're a hard hitting, investigative news team. | |
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Which ones are better, Pirates or Ninjas? Latest poll says syntax error.
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| Tonight we're going to cover The War on Christmas. | |
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| Exactly. There is a war on Christmas in these days. Why can't people say Merry Christmas instead of this stupid Happy Holidays shit? And to Jews, well, just stop being Jewish! It's as simple as that. | |
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