Why FFTA Blew.

Author: FFTSB

Date: April 5, 2005

by FFTSB
4-05-05
Why Final Fantasy Tactics Advance's story sucked:
Man, my life sucks so much! All the kids in school make fun of me and stuff!
Your life is better then mine! I was born with WHITE HAIR! OMFG! I'm going to slash my wrists now! WAAHHHH!
No, my life is the worst out of all of you! My legs don't work and I got a lame name! "Doned!"
Yeah, but mommy always loved you more, Doned! Mommy never liked me!
All the characters are angsty bitches.
Hey guys! I found a really cool book! I think it may be magic! Want to come over and see it tonight?
No thanks. I'm busy tonight. I have to listen to Linkin Park while crying in the corner.