FatherChaos  

Dude, where the HELL have you been? I've been trying to call for the last three days!

I've finally done it, Doug. It's finished. Completed. Done.

What's that?

I've been playing Dragon Adventures for almost three months solid. I beat the hardest end boss in the whole game. I am THE MAN.

When was the last time sunlight ACTUALLY touched your skin?

.....sometime last October, I think.