FatherChaos

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I don't charge by the inch, I charge by the foot. You don't believe me? Bitch, take a look!

Genetic Quality

by FatherChaos
6-22-03


	Hey there, purty gurl! How's it goin'?


	Crap. Guess I should talk to him, just to be polite.


	You know this one time, I balanced a can of Budweiser on my head for three minutes! Jimbob bet me $50 I couldn't.


	Christ. How much longer am I gonna' have to bear this?


	...and then afterwards, she tells me she's my first cousin! Imagine my embarassment.


	Isn't it against the law to be THIS inbred and stupid?