Church Chat, Part 1

Author: FatherChaos

Date: June 23, 2003

by FatherChaos
6-23-03
Hello, and welcome to St. Peter's Cathedral. What can I do for you today?
OK, cut the "churchy" crap. I'm here to set the record straight on Christianity.
Oh?
See, I think you people have it all wrong. You're not giving people a chance to really make up their own minds about Jesus, and God, and soforth. You're forcing information on them.
....I don't understand what you're talking about. Here, this pamphlet might clear up your questions.
AHA! Caught you red handed, you sick, twisted jerk! No way in HELL I'm falling for that so easily!