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| Hello, and welcome to St. Peter's Cathedral. What can I do for you today? | |
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| OK, cut the "churchy" crap. I'm here to set the record straight on Christianity. | |
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| See, I think you people have it all wrong. You're not giving people a chance to really make up their own minds about Jesus, and God, and soforth. You're forcing information on them. | |
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| ....I don't understand what you're talking about. Here, this pamphlet might clear up your questions. | |
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| AHA! Caught you red handed, you sick, twisted jerk! No way in HELL I'm falling for that so easily! | |
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