Sir, your concerns about this religion are frightening me! I don't understand why you're talking to me.
OK, I'll just come out and say it. I think you're all a bunch of liars and fakes.
What do you mean?
Basically, you pretend to be all understanding and loving, and preaching this stuff to people, but you're even more sinful than those you're teaching it to.
It's basically like Bill Clinton telling everyone he doesn't smoke pot or have extramarital relationships.