All comics by FeurFuchs

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by FeurFuchs
1-14-01
Yo bizatch!
Whazzup dog?
Jus chillin.
True dat.
Who says that today's youth are antisocial?

 

by FeurFuchs
1-14-01
One day in the dot-com graveyard...
Hey Bill!
Yeah Bob?
Remeber when I said that it was possible to run a successful internet business without a concrete service or product?
Yeah. What about it?
I guess I was wrong.
I know Bob.

 

by FeurFuchs
1-14-01
We now return to "When Amazing Animals Attack Despicable Human Acts Caught on Film"!!!
Hmm
Glorg- I changed my mind. We ARE going to nuke this place after all.
I knew he would come around...

 

by FeurFuchs
1-14-01
3......2.....1......
Rumble Rumble...
IGNITION!!
KER-BLAMM!!!!!!!
That settles it- The PS2 is NOT powerful enough to guide a missle.
Sizzle...

 

by FeurFuchs
1-14-01
If you don't get it, read it out loud...
I once knew a guy who got kicked by a horse in the butt cavity.
Rectum?
Rectum? It damn near KILLED him!!

 

by FeurFuchs
1-14-01
I was going to tell you a tale of peace, love, and sacrifice...
Unfortunately, the boys in marketing didn't think that type of idea would fly with the post-MTV generation. Therefore, we now proudly present this instead...
Today's topic... Circus freak show performers who work to support cross-dressing, no-good, cheatin' ex-boyfriends. Next on the JC Show!!
That's it! That (BLEEP)ing (BLEEP)er is going to get his (BLEEP)ing clock cleaned!! TAKE THIS YOU (BLEEP)(BLEEP)!!!
Careful with the chairs!!

 

by FeurFuchs
1-14-01
Wouldn't it be cool if there were more character choices in the strip creator??
You mean like Tycho and Gabe from Penny Arcade, or perhaps the PVP gang?
Yeah, something like that! I wonder why they don't do that...
Well, aside from the fact that it would probably tarnish their good names forever in the annals of internet comics, therefore reducing fond memories to nothing more than a few juvenile sight gags...
(No offense intended to either PVP or PA)
And they aren't that already??
Good point... why AREN'T they here?

 

by FeurFuchs
1-15-01
They say that we think, therefore we are. But how do we know that what we think we are thinking isn't just an oddity, created out of the void by a statistical fluke of the highest proportion?
Pizza and some TV?
Sounds like a plan.

 

by FeurFuchs
1-16-01
Be sure that the first panel grabs everyone's attention fully. It doesn't really matter if the rest is any good- as long as you grab their attention in the first panel, you don't have to worry about m
Guess what is absolutely the single funniest thing in the whole world?
What? I'm absolutely dying to know. Why don't you just go right ahead and tell me right away, so we can all laugh harder than we have ever laughed before!
Be sure to frequently substitute characters for no apparent reason. This makes the cartoon edgy and "up with it". Remember, the least important aspect of a cartoon is finding something humorous to say
I AM A CLOWN
I AM A SMALL GIRL. I DISLIKE DRINKING WARM PEPSI.
Switching backgrounds for no apparent reason is also a good idea. And, most importantly, always remember that it's a neccesity in your cartoon to point out that you either hate your job, hate your lif
dispair is me. my life is empty and dark. i feel coldness surrounding me. death is the only option now.
HAHA!!! SUCH A HUMOROUS COMIC DESERVES A VOTE OF 5 FOR SURELY!!

 

by FeurFuchs
2-07-01
At last! I've found my identical twin, Jim Romero!
Together, we are unstoppable!!
Indeed, we have the ability to do anything and everything we desire! We are unoposable... what shall our first action be?
Hmm...
Well, we may as well just continue doing what the Romero name is known for!
Making fools of ourselves it is, then. By the way, where's Killcreek? We could use her help...

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