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| The President today signed a bill which would cut funding to orphanages around the nation, orders the destruction of 500 million acres of environmentally protected land... | |
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| ...declares the assisting of the elderly across the street a crime, increases the minimum amount of MSG in all food products, bans birds from public places... | |
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| ...and grants the President an infinite number of wishes. | |
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