Fracture

pm : info

Hi. I'll try to get these things to be better. Alot of them here kind of suck (mine included probably).

You have the right to remain silent.

by Fracture
2-07-01


	Dear Sir, It has been brought to our attention that you do not use any Microsoft products. A new law just passed...


	requires all Americans to own at least some version of Windows or at least Microsoft Outlook.


	Not owning a computer is not an excuse. One will be sent to you and your wages will be garnished to make up for the cost of it.