After getting up at the crack of noon, Jared goes to visit Twinkie...
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| For the love of GOD, won't somebody PLEASE kill me?! | |
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| Hey Twinkie, what's with that dude in the garbage can, near your building? | |
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| Oh, him? Yeah, that's a funny story. Come in here. I'll tell you about it, while I wax my asscrack... | |
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| That's Trashcan Timmy, the oldest living abortion. They thought he was dead, & threw him in the trash with the rest of the abortions. He's lived for 19 years by eating the others. | |
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| Hey, that IS a funny story! ...............You missed a spot. | |
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