Frozenfire  

I just got another death threat! I don't even know these fucking people. What the hell is their problem?

Who's the idiot this time?

Timothy McLemin.

Oh, him. That's probably 'cause I slept with his wife and then called him up and told him I was you.

Thanks a lot, assmunch. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?

Were you aware that you're wanted in Oklahoma for assaulting a shopkeeper with a giant dildo?