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  Fucko  

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I'm a laid back guy with expensive tastes, I like to ride around Detroit late at night in my limo, drinking champagne, smoking blunts, and looking for love.
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by Fucko
5-28-01
I bought a donkey under the impression that it would produce milk and that I would be able to make donkey cheese, now are you going to produce or what?!?!
HEEHAW
When I milk the cows on my farm, I allways warm my hands over the stove for a few minutes first, so it's more comfortable for them.
I'm beginning to wonder if should have even spent my $300 buying this stupid donkey from those gypsies, I might just butcher it and make soap from it's fat.
I don't know if I can do this, he looks so cute, but I need the soap, I have thousands of dirty little asian boys back at my ranch that need a good lathering.
Uhoh, back off mother-fucker, I know what your're up to, I've seen this look in your eye before.. yeah, like when you butchered the rabbits, yeah the rabbits, OH DEAR SWEET JESUS SAVE ME!
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