GUYawes0me  

they said i could never become president, i proved them!

well i told you could do it.

so my first act of president is to have a huge party for all the cool and rich people! AND WE WILL PARTY TILL THE END!

so...what about the people who arent invite?

he didn't invite us!? now it's the end.

i can't think of a better way to spend the apocalypse.