Crackpipe Deluxe: The Zeta Chi Saga VIII

Author: GabrielLamberty

Date: March 2, 2002

by GabrielLamberty
3-02-02
The hunt continues: WHO HOOKED UP WITH PETZ'S BITCH?
Alright Leland...I want you to take this ugly bag of snakes, and lay it out for me...who hooked up with my asian flower?
Shit, I dont know. I think it was one of those faggot Murphy twins.
Finally, all roads leads to MURPHY...but which one?
Chris, you piece of shit! You actually have the gall to sample MY backyard bouquet?!
It wasn't me bumblefuck, it was my twin brother Colin. He's standing right behind you.
Sorry dude. I got really drunk that night and thought she was a 12 year old viatnamese prostitude.
Jesus...they're fucking twins?! I always thought they were gay lovers.