Welcome to this year's August Stripcreatoria Presidential debates! We're about to go live with Wigu Helmut, the Cartoonist Party candidate, and Blue Arr, the Humorist Party candidate.
Thanks, Rick. Okay, first debate topic: website defense. What should Stripcreatoria do to combat the issue of troll terrorism?
Well, I-
Kill them. More importantly, Mr. Arr, I understand that at one point in time you raped five hundred nuns because they said the word "Jesus". When did this happen?