Madam Banjo: Infamy...Infamy...

Author: GadaffiDuck

Date: September 26, 2012

by GadaffiDuck
9-26-12
Fie and Woe! We have created a monster...well, more of a monster. Fame and success has gone to MBB's head; not satisfied with us 'plebs' (topical!) any longer..La Banjo hunts more famous prey...
'ere, Harry Potter...a Wizard's Staff has a nob at the end!
I'm Daniel Radcliffe..my legs, my legs..what have you done to my legs
Drunk with power, no one can stop the rampage. No one is safe from the material! NO ONE. God help us all...
So, the wife says knock two rooms together, so I knocked down the ceiling..Anway, I do a great cockney accent!
(Alistair McGowan - for 'tis he!) I have money, please stop...
Pehaps some good can come of combining MBB's talent for serial killing, comedy and celebrity stalking. Which famous person deserves to be Banjoed?
Ah! John Terry! we're all the same underneath the skin, matey, and your's will do nicely for a dress!
Boo Hoo! (Ed. trying to imagine JT saying Boo Hoo...)