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One minute he was fine and the next he had collapsed on the floor, he just dropped dead.

I REALLY hate to say this, but I suspect foul play.

So, Mr Beatnick, you say that you weren't even in the room when he died?

Yes Inspector, I already told the police, I was in the kitchen getting a glass of water.

Seriously, you need to get me somewhere safe, he's after me, please!

Look sir, first we need to take your name, then check your address, then stop off at McCheesers, then....