Phil had been telling everyone about his idea for an anti gravity car...
You see, the reason why people failed in the past is because you don't try to make the car float up, but instead, try to make the rest of the world sink down!
fascinating!
There was one man who seemed a little more interested than everyone else...
that idea is BRILLIANT!
the biggest problem was, when we tested more than one car at a time, fountains of molten lava washed away most of the assistants.
No-one else seemed to take any notice of him...
...but I just realised that there's not really much money to be made running a roller disco, so I moved into fashion modelling, but they wanted me to do light porn, at first I was a little scared...
