She says she never loved me and she only said it so I would stop complaining about her cooking.
Whoa, drop da hamma!
Not so fast stickman! You stopt bitchin bout them greasy corn fritters, that soggy lasagna, an that DE-sgustin gritty clam chowder? Key-ryst, man, you some kinna saint!
I ate pink-centered chicken for that woman!
You got money? B'cause that bitch don' jus not LOVE you, she tryin to KILL yo ass!