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Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
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by Glome
8-07-04
...As I was saying, psychiatrists are there to help you, Dave.
I don't know... the thought of interacting with a human being that is possibly of the opposite sex makes my frontal lobe quiver with terror and anxiety.
You talk to women all the time. You know, that 200 pound hispanic mother-of-6 at the Burger King drive-thru, or that blonde you know at work who you occasionally encounter by the snack machine.
Oh, come on.. we all know that blonde at work only likes me because I can get the Coke dispenser to work with foreign coins.
WHOA!! How in the hell did you manage to do that, man?
I've got a frickin' ENGINEERING DEGREE, dude! I'm GOING PLACES!!
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