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by Glome
8-07-04
See, this is just my day job. By night, I ride my super-expensive professional racing bike, scouring the dark city streets for spare change people drop.
Wow.. sounds like it's quite the exciting life you lead.
I know. I have the buff and perfectly toned body of a superhero, the strength of a superhero, and the mental sharpness and acuity for getting rich. Not to mention, I have a supermodel girlfriend.
Wow. My life is such a craphole compared to yours.
I know. It's crazy.. i'm like the frickin' Bruce Wayne of lower Littleton, man.
No doubt.
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