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When approaching Jesus Christ stay aware and prepared. You never know if he will pull one of those "holy rape" things he is always talking about.
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| Hi there little girl, how about helping me down...i am...umm..kinda nailed to this thing | |
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| Should i help him...or should i lick his kneecap while masturbating, i just do not know. | |
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| Hey, asian cunt, are you mute or are you just plain retarded. Get me the fuck down. I died for your parents sin, and i can tell having you was their biggest sin. | |
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| I appreciate your critism, but i am going to have to refrain from helping you down, i am not for sure if you are the real Jesus or not | |
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At this point, you should just turn around and walk away. But be wary.
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| Goodbye man nailed to cross, i will call for someone to help you. | |
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| She thinks she is safe from my holy cock from that distance. Ha, she has no idea why they call me "Big John" Christ...well...umm. | |
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