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| If I had a genie that granted me 3 wishes, they would be for my feet to instantly turn in to roller blades at will... | |
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| ...and I can shoot spirt blasts out of my hands like Dragonball Z.... | |
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| ...and I wish that your grandpa would quit trying to stick his cane in my ass while saying, "Hey nigger, drop those drawers and show me your tar-colored testicles." | |
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| WHAT!?! He was in World War II, cut him some slack, jerkoff. | |
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