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Ralph and his subconsious are discussing the proper way to treat chat rooms.
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| ...she wants to lick me head to toe and rub her sex juice all over me. | |
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| Subconsious: Ralph, you should not be using this advanced technology, called the computer, for such crude and sinful conversations with complete strangers. | |
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| ...she says for me to get naked and coress my left nipple gently while I stroke my penis. She said she will mastubate into a cup and ship it to me UPS (it will take 5-7 working days to arrive) | |
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| Subconsious: Please, Ralph, don't do this. You must have a long and loving relationship before you converse with this person about things that even most couples have not even thought of doing. | |
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| ...she also said that I should pour a messy liquid on my crotch area, pull out all my pubic hairs while she drives over to my house. | |
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| Subconsious: Oh snap, dawg. Yo, ma, get this motherfucker some vegetable oil and a pair of tweezers, this bitch is horny as hell. Yer son's 'bout to tap dat freaky ass..I mean..don't be a silly goose. | |
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