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by Godhand
3-07-02
Welcome to the strip...
I'm Christo. God of this strip. I'm trying to make it as realistic as possible, but that won't end up happening...probably...
I'm Ying. You can find my comics on this site too. I'll probably be in most of Christo's strips. For some reason, I actually wanted to be the goat on the stool.
I'm Will. I wanna kill stuff. DEATH!
I'm Miles. I'm a bastard because I don't go to school and play video games all day.
I'm Geoff. I'm stupid and have negative friends, however that may be possible.
I'm Adrian. I hate Christo because he's evil and doesn't give me money whenever I ask for it.

 

by Godhand
3-07-02
The question that nobody can answer...
So...can you remember why we think Geoff sucks?
Umm...no...can you?
No. Dammit.
...
Geoff sucks.
Obviously. How else could somebody have negative friends?

 

by Godhand
3-07-02
I'm Tommy. I'm Ying's neighbor. I'm stupid.
Shut up, Tommy! You're not supposed to be here! Go away.
Oh...okay.

 

by Godhand
3-07-02
Anyways, back to the "real" story...
My mailbox sucks. I wish it didn't exist.
That can be arranged.
Why the Hell did you do that to my mailbox, you bastard!?!
Hey, you said that you didn't want it anymore. I merely kicked it down and stomped on it for my personal entertainment.
Oh yeah. Want some Doritos?
Sure.

 

by Godhand
3-08-02
Jackson, what are you doing here? Why are you so big and stupid? I'm smarter than you because I'm the smartest person in the world.
Shut up, Geoff. You're not smart at all. That's why you're stupid. Stop talking.
Bah. See, I'm smart. See, I can do basic math. 1+1=3. See?
Ahh. It appears that your intelligence far exceeds mine. I was always taught that 1+1=2.
And we learn that Geoff is a complete moron...
I'm the greatest!
That's why you said that you'd give me Pangaea when you owned the world, right? Wow, you're a moron.

 

by Godhand
3-08-02
Hi. I'm Josh. I'm really tall and stuff. Nobody likes me.
I'm Nick. Josh sucks. I think I'll flick his ear like a moron.
Ow! That hurt my ear, you bastard! I think I'll go talk about significant figgers.
It's figures, dipshit. And get some real clothes.
Yeah, that's the last of the new characters for now...
Wow...Nick's a real bastard to everyone.
Wow...I'm a real bastard to everyone.

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