Jesus for Prez!

Author: GodsBestFriend

Date: February 8, 2003

by GodsBestFriend
2-08-03
Jesus vs George W in the 2004 election.
...and if I'm elected president I will prevent Osama from eating your grandmas/babies
Lower taxes for all! and for my final statement, SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS DAMNED CROSS!
Now let's see what old Dubya has to say!
If I'm re-elected president I'll KILL Saddam Hussain in a game of Dance Dance Revolution!!!
[Crowd] Yay!! Dubya for president!!