The New Adventures of CHRIST: Ep 1.1

Author: GodsBestFriend

Date: February 8, 2003

by GodsBestFriend
2-08-03
Jesus ends up, again, in prison.
Are you the one they call Williamson?
Why yes, but no one's called me that since NAM, where I saw THE DEVIL, Jacob Lucifer, aka SATAN...aka SANTA!
The wild haired scientist takes jesus to his underground lair
Wow, this is pretty nifty, but tell me can you get this crucifix off me??
Hmmm Why yes... it will cost $27 million dollars and 73 cents.
Jesus ends up, again, in prison.
How about if I just let you into heavan? Honestly, sin as much as you want, I'll still let you in!
Done!