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| AND IN BREAKING NEWS, DAILY NEWS HOST MINGE MAHER IS RUNNING FOR US PRESIDENT. | |
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| He he, my guise to get him off Daily News is working well. | |
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| IN A SPEECH TO AMERICA, HE SAID IT WOULD BE THE LAW TO HAVE A SUNDAY ROAST HIPPIE EACH WEEK. | |
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| Very soon Daily News will be mine! All mine! Mwahahaha! | |
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| Minge, how do you plan to bring the United States out of it's current state of war against Liechenstein? | |
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| We send hippies to get killed, then have feast on hippies | |
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