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| OMG WE ARE IN CODE ORANGE... I ALREADY BOUGHT DUCKTAPE TO SEAL MY WINDOWS AND CANCELLED ALL VACATIONS I HAD PLANNED FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO? | |
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| Don't worry Timmy! There a many things the average American citizen can do to help prevent terrorism. First you must agree to give up freedom of speech and the press, so we can protect you. | |
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| WOW PRESIDENT BUSH! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP! WHO NEEDS FREEDOM WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TEMPORARY PROTECTION ANYWAY! | |
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| Remember kids, you too can help in the war against terror. All you have to do is give up your basic constitutional rights. And remember, all non-white JudeoChristians are potential terrorists. | |
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