GrandPappySmash  

So...is it...stuck?

Yeah, pretty much.

Geez...have you tried unzipping...yourself...?

Nope. Don't intend to, either. The last thing I need is more groin-related discomfort.

You're just going to wait it out? Shit! Well, best of luck to you, man.

I won't need luck until I have to pee again.