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by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
The world of Grooviness begins.
Hi! My name's smurfy. I'm an idiot! WELCOME TO MY COMIC! Notice My magic floating keybaord.
SUDDENLY!
OH SNAP!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Another generic sprite comic my foot.
I will now introduce..characters..BECAUSE I CAN.
On your left would be Jason. On your right would be Chad. He's Frequently dead.
Wait a minute...
Omg I WILL MAKE YOU ALL PAY
Chad and Jason don't like each other
Stupid Mullet.
haha. RAMEN TIME.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
The evil introductions of doom continue.
Now it gets deadly folks. Watch out. Idiots incoming.
DIE HUMAN!
These are the ones you want to avoid. The ...UNGROOVY'S
HI! IM MELANIE LOL I H8 UUUU!
And I'm Carl Manner. I suck at existing.
Man these guys suck.
LOOK INTO MY CLEAVAGE FOOL.
Wait..what?

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Man..I know to many freaking people.
Sh....It's me..Smurfy..In disguise...I have to be in cognito to see these next ones. FRIGHTNING!
It looks like..Brooke..and Byron..
^.^
I'm the generic Byron character!
Crap. Stereotyped again!
BUT IM THE BROOKE CHARACTER!
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Oh, we are SO screwed..
Okay...Just a few mroe characters left. I'll kill them all off later. Now we have "The other clique"
Don't talk, you'll encouracge them.
Haha Yeah. IM JACLYN.
You sure ARE. Wait..Who was I again?
Jaclyn has Lee Hill Super-Powers.
I HATE LIFE AND YOU!
KILL HIM LEE. ::offpanel by the soda cooler:: BWARSH!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
The rivalry continues
....
HM
OH SNAP
Didn't I kill you?
"Lol"
Life just ended.
STFU JASON
Dude..I'm..Not jason.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Trust me...Jaclyn is using a computer
So Are you coming to the party?
Smurfy, you obviously just can't handle slugmuffins.
....What?
I cee. CEE!
Byron leads the zombie revlot.
That is exactly why you stay away from Jaclyn. You hear me Chad?
HAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE SO SCREWED. CHAD IS NO LONGER DEAD!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Could it be? WE CAN ONLY HOPE!
So...you..killed Chad?
Wrong. I MADE CHAD LIVE.
The truth is revealed!
Wait...how did that happen?
Could it be? WE CAN ONLY HOPE!
Dude, Stand still already.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY!! NOW SCREAM LOUDLY!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Could it be? WE CAN ONLY HOPE!
So...you..killed Chad?
Wrong. I MADE CHAD LIVE.
The truth is revealed!
Wait...how did that happen?
BLASTED SQUIRREL!
Dude, Stand still already.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY!! NOW SCREAM LOUDLY!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
A seedy underground deal takes place between Jason and Byron....
So what we have to do-
Now wait, I only kill Zombie PEOPLE, BYRON.
The deal goes sour!!
..You're going to kill this squirrel.
No, I'm NOT, BYRON
Uhoh! ZOMBIE SQUIRREL ATTACK!
Now, give me the cash and we both live.
HAHAHAHA!! ACORN FERTILIZER!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
So I started a storyline.
HAHAHAHA! AND THEN, JASON TAKES A SMOKE BOMB..
Then it got out of hand.
And then....uh...MORE ZOMBIES.
Making stupid plots...parking desk in street, blocking whitehouse entrance.....
Then I ran out of narration! Stupid story arc. Meanwhile poorly drawn plumbers raided my house
Then...uh...IT KILLS CHAD AGAIN!
Break..open..EAT TREATS

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Melanie consorts with some kid.
So, here's what we must do, Carl...
OKAY. LOL.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN
WE WILL MAKE SMURFY ANGRY! THEN RUN AWAY! But before that, we must..blah blah blah blah
Does she realize I'm not carl? Wait a minute. I AM CARL!
Suddenly, the plot changed again!
He is SO getting rabies...wait a minute..how is this bench standing?! OMG HE BEZ HAV A HAMMAR RUN SQUIRREL LEGS!
Closer...closer...

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Lee returns for more Carl-Killing action.
So..ah..This is Lee. He killed Carl. He's going to kill him twice.
BWARSH STOMP! BWARSH
After Giving lee, instructions, he shortly found Carl, talking about his stupid cell phone.
BWARSH BWARSH. LEE KILLS YOU.
Oh no! I, Carl Manner, AM DYING OF BWARSH!
Will Carl Strike again? Probably. I have a way of doing that alot.
BWARSH! SODA!
OMG I AM DEAD.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Wait..
One squirell
I DONT EXIST! HA!
Wait for it..
Two
Squriell's
Oh wait sorry, no punchline.
Aww, furry creatures! I love furry creatures....IN MY BREAKFAST.
MY EYE! MY FREAKING EYE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Melanie and Carl begin their next stupid plot
So, we're going to fuse into one perfectly stupid person. Instead of two equally dumb people
Yes..Yes..we must make Lee and Smurfy pay...FIRE IS EVIL. THATS WHY I LOVE BEING ON FIRE!
SUDDENLY WITHOUT WARNING!
Okay..on..3!...1...2...FOUR!
HOLY FREAKING TOMATOE SAUCE!
Hahaha, they are so screwed.
WHAT DID YOU FREAKING PRESS YOU IDIOT
YOU ARE THE WTFRU MONSTER! DIE PUNK!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
Suddenly, The monster began absorbing people!
NOOOO!
ABSORBED!
Chad may get absorbed
HAHAHAHAHA YES! The WTFRU monster is getting BIGGER!
Maybe this is a ...."Bad" thing..
But he is now part of the WTFRU!
......
ABSORBED!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
The WTFRU monster seeks a new victim.
Wha?!! This new form..sucks..
YES LETS ABSORB MORE!
Uhoh Byron! LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Alright, Byron, Ready to kick the WTFRU monster back to it's original less plotted state?
Wait a minute...Dude..WHA?!?!
Byron was hit from behind! RUN SMURFY RUN!
Always go for the black guy don't you. Stupid racist.
Now THIS form sucks. We're all short. and hockey masked. SHUTUP CHAD. Byron, go to sleep. LOOK AT MY CLEAVAGE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-25-04
It seems the cast of Smurfy's WebCom is going down the toilet!
NO! LEE! It's the wtfRU monster! NOOO!
..Psh..CLEAVA--ABSORB HER! WHEE!
Meanwhile, in the next room, Lee sits in wait...
YES! ANOTHER ONE! Help me LEee..ae...ugh..::thud::
BWARSH!
Could it be?! NO! LEE! WHO CAN STOP THE WTFRU MONSTER NOW!
Oh, bwarsh..
Stupid Super-powers.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
The wtfru monster has absorbed Jacyln, and Lee has turned into a pile of ash. Who can save us!
Oh now what the heck is this. SCREW SANTA CLAUSE!
Santa! No! WAAAH!
Screw you kid, I'm not touching you.
NO!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Smurfy is back in his Lair of doom
Man. They got Lee and Jaclyn!
Right, they did didn't they.
So, They've absorbed Jaclyn, Some random cowboy, byron, and chad...
Right....Right...Looks like..It's going to take more than some gun to take this beast down..
Inside the WTFRU monster...
So..where am I again?
Hahaha. I DON'T KNOW!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
The hunt begins. Notice smurfy's groovy hunting hood.
So, we're going to hunt this thing down, right?
After we get lunch.
But inside the void..
Man. I'm out of smoke bombs.
And IM out of attempts to figure out who I am
SUDDENLY MELANIE APPEARS!
OH GOD NO!
CLEAVAGGGGGE

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Jason's conscience tries to persuade him otherwise. It doesn't work though.
That'll be 19.33
Don't...Don't...DON'T..wait..screw that dude..that's way overpriced..
Blasted overpriced junk food..
Kill 'em dwarfy.
Freakin' store.
GIVE ME UR MONEYYYYY

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Jason meets up with his mentor, Master Jowintza
So Smurfy said I need to go with you?
...Yes.
So..Where's Smurfy?
....
Outside the resturaunt..
Heh..So...ah..Where did you say you lived again?
^_~

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Can Brooke stop wtfru?!
Now it is MY TURN. ^.~ IRON CHEFURUUUU ATTACK!
Wha?!
hm..
Er...I don't have a sprite for that do I.
Noooope.
Nah.
u_u'....
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAA YES! NOW WE AHVE IRON CHEFURUUU. Bwooke! Oh..stuff it Byron..CLEAVAGE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
THE VORTEX
One squirrel
When did we get a squirrel in here?
Wait a minute...
ITS AGENT SKWIRL!
HAHAHAHAHA. ACORN FERTILIZER
WHAAAAAT?!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Smurfy Is good with the ladehs.
So I'll meet you here again tommorow, Groovy?
^_~ mmhm.
ba dum dum ba dum...
Groovy song smurfy! go kill wtfru!
Red hot love..ba dum ba dum ba dum..A-Red hot love..

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Jason and Jowintza continue to seek out wtfru
So..Is wtfru around here or something?
Yes, Yes. Breathe and feel the spirirt of the monster.
mmm....Yes..Yes...He is around here isn't he.
Suddenly, from behind a destroyed car!
No! JASON! RUN FROM WTFRU! YOU ARE NOT READY!
MASTER JOWINTZA!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Jason has run back to the location of smurfy...
He snuck up on JOWINTZA?!
Dude. He got Master Jowintza.
This might be tougher than I thought..
You know I can read those thought bubbles too, right?
The vortex is getting to be noisy. TOO noisy.
...MASTER SKWIRL!
DYUUH..AND THEN EVIL SMUFY GAVE ME AN EVIL POTIN THAT WHEN I DRANK IT IT DIDNT WORK AND THEN AFTER THAT BALH BLAH BLAH

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Suddenly Michelle Cohen virtually whacks Smurfy.
haha....meh..::click click::
...
WHACKED BY MICHELLE
OW
VORTEX!
STOP POKING ME
Dude..that's Carl..

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
We have to go off-topic for this one.
So..then..Meh...WHACK HIM AGAIN
...LOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING MICHELLE CAN I BOTHER YOU PLEASE ILL SAY PINK ALOT AND USE NO PUNCTUATION!
And..then..haha..Jordan gets whacked..
HAHAHA PINK!
Poor jordan's head.
OW!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
The wtfru monster hunts again
So who shall we sbsorb next, gang?
Man...
HEE HEE HEEEEEE...ACORN FERTILIZER!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Jason and Smurfy make the last attempt at saving the universe/comic strip
WOAH SMUFY! look! there it is!
GASP! It IS! Hahaha..dude..I SAID gasp..
Smurfy writing the next 50 issues of Smurfy's webcomic
Sometimes you make me wonder why I hang out with you on these hunts.
AND THEN MORE ZOMBIES! HAHAHA!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
The kid tries to trick the beast
Ah..So there's...Jason and Smurfy. WE MUST MAKE SMURFY PAY!
C'mon! ABSORB ME!
The best disagrees
....
SO DOES JASON
Screw that, man.
GOT YOU. NOW TURN AROUND FOOL!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
O.o Wha?
Hahaha. I made another typo. SEND
Jason and the wtfru square off
I'll freakin' abosrob your stupid gun, JASON.
let's see...here...YES
HAHA! VICTORY IS ENSURED!
CURSES!
It's my UNABSORBABLE gun! You're so screwed.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Oh no, Jason has been absorbed!
Take THIS wtfru!
NOOO!
It's Go Time.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
The end of all comic stripness could be upon us!
You stay BACK you blasted MONSTER!
Well...Smurfy..Looks like your the only one left...heh...
Wait..could this turn the tides?
HAHAHAHA! NOW, YOU, DIE!
Wha..wha..WHATS HAPPENING? AGHh..Ah..AHHHHHH! SMURFY! YOU FREAKIN' RUN! I got CONTROL of this ship, and it's going DOWN. DIE WTFRU!
It WORKED!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Wow...it..it worked..
They make a teleport noise and run away
WE WILL RETURN!
HAHAHA! YES! AND YOU WILL PAY! IN CASH!
Cue chilling wind of death
I believe so..
Jason freakin' died didn't he.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
So everyone returned to normal life. lee was put back together and everyone went out for some barbecue.
Everyone except..Jason.
Now..PUSH up..GAH!
"Told you"
It really was Go Time, fool. You can't hide from My power...We will meet again, evildoers.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Back at the lair of doom
Well IIII heard that Jason DIED in the explosion.
Crap.. I wanted to blow him up myself.
Well, we SORT of blew him up ourselves..when he blew himself up.
...
You shut your filthy mouth.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Michelle Doesn't like the storyline.
Meh. ::click::
OW!
Hahahaha...::double click::
OWWW!
::click:: Die Bunny.
Hahaha. You freakin' WHACKED Smurfy...ah..OWW!!!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Jason is in his training facility with Master whats-his-face
Dude, screw that.
So, Are you going to reveal yourself to the others yet?
"The timing must be PERFECT"
So..your british because you follow every o witn a u?
MMmmmmm...Yep. Haven't you never nouticed that dou that?
Agent Skwirl is everywhere!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nooooot really...

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
The stroyline process begins
Let's see here...Now..Should I make SKWRIL say acorn fertilizer again? No..thats getting old...
HAHAHA! CHIRP!
Something FISHY
CHIIIIRPPPP...?
Dude..Squirrels don't say chirp.
Smurfy:"YES YES! SAY IT FOOL! SAY IT OR YOU GET NO RAISE IN TAXES!
Say Acorn Fertilizer and you are so dead, man.
HAHAHA! SCREW THE SPEACH BUBBLES FOOL!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Channel 3 news picks up the wtfru story.
So, we can all rest safe thanks to the sacrifice of Jason. let's view a clip of that, ROLL!
And Channel 3 gets cancelled
Haha! AND THATS THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES! Haha, look mark, an obscure referece!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
hahaha, yeah, sooo cancelled.
Oh we're on?
Crap.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
In the alternate dimension, Smurfy, on the left, talks with some alternate universe guy on the right
And that's why your bald, dude.
But dude, I'm not bald.
Dude.
Yes you are dude.
HAMMERS DUDE!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
In the lair of doom
So..I have..A PLAN...
Kill me now, please, KILL ME NOW.
...
I can see your thought bubbles.
No you CAN'T

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
An evil experiement in the lab of Melanie and Carl
Alright, Carl, FLIP IT
YES...YES! I CAN SEE IT'S POWER GROWING!
What could it be?
Looooook...LOOK...IT LIVES! QUICKLY! FEED IT!
The Nemesis revealed!
I CRAVE FAT HUMAN MEAT
Now this is just stupid. Where's my LAWYER.

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Meanwhile..Back in the place where things make less sense:
BWARSH! SODA! GIMME MONEY!
Aww. You're so sweet.
Smurfy Joins Jaclyn and Lee in a healthy chat.
Lee! jaclyn! How's it going!
But he has OBSTACLES!
Wait a minute..YOU'RE NOT LEE
w000000000000t

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
Back on news channel three, which is somehow still on the air...
Today we have a very very special guest to interview. Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it OUT YO.
"He's the one who saved us from the evil wtfru monster, and he's ALIVE!"
So, Mr. Hero, you have anything to say?
Yeah man. I'm so "Alive"...hahaha...yeah..I killed wtfru!
"Thankyou for your time Jason."
Man...It looks JUST like him!

 

by GroovySmurfy
7-26-04
"Thankyou for your time Jason!"
Right. That's a rooster.
Jason and Master Jowintza Speak over current events in their bunker.
I see you have found that Channel 3 news program, Jason.
Yes, I have. And quite frankly. This sucks.
ALL WILL BE REVEALED NEXT TIME ON OPRAH! I MEAN ..THIS WEBCOMIC!
Perhap's...Now is the time?
You may be right. Perhaps we should...GO LIVE

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