This is a public service announcement to everyone out there. That means YOU.
If you see something that looks good to eat, DON'T EAT IT! You'd be a fucking moron to shove it down your throat! You could get sick real quick and whats worse you could DIE!
So kids, don't be like my friend Jas over here and put something you don't know about in your mouth.
Fuck you man that was ONE time and I regretted it after, okay?