Slightly Delusional Dave

Author: Gryffalio

Date: September 22, 2011

by Gryffalio
9-22-11
Slightly Delusional Dave used to be a banker. He's one of three who lost their jobs in the banking crisis!
I don't know about this, Dave...
A GLOBAL economic crisis!!!!111
Look, I'm just helping the economy. We're averting a global economic crisis.
I thought we wuz killin' people?
Oh those bankers. They're so clever!
And how can dead people make debt? Answer: they can't! SEE? I'M A GENIUS!!!
Oh, okay. That makes sense I suppose...