Gunslinger  

Do I look like an 86 year old asian woman to you?

I'm not here to judge, Ms. Bang.

There is no way you can be this stupid.

I know you're upset, Ms. Bang. But going into denial is the worst thing you can do. There are treatments available, but if you dont accept that you're 86 and have genital herpes, then I cant help you.

Oh, wait. Maybe you aren't Wang Bang. It appears she's actually been dead for several years. Heh, oops!