Game Night

Author: HCRoyall

Date: May 11, 2007

by HCRoyall
5-11-07
"The path you will travel is across the western mountains," he says. "You'll need to pass through the forest that sits on either side in order to--"
Whoa whoa whoa. Forest? As in, where the cannibalistic halflings live?
I'm sorry, but our fee just tripled.
"What?" he asks. "Why such a high price for such a simple task?"
We're allergic to being eaten by midgets. Or anyone, for that matter.
We break out in death.