HCRoyall
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I has book. I is been published, cuz write good I does.

Search Amazon for "Unbalanced Scales" or "Steam and Steel: Thirteen Riveting Tales" if you want to check them out.

Never Ending Soy Mocha

by HCRoyall
5-21-10


	Okay, fine. Everything you've said checks out.


	And unless you don't mind massaging my testicles while I scream acoss the way at the Apple store, you need to leave.


	But just answer me one question: Why? Why would you be this evil?


	Actually, I got the idea from the guy who just bought the Starbuck's franchise next door.


	MAKE ME A LATTE WORTHY OF MORDOR!