HCRoyall
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I has book. I is been published, cuz write good I does.

Search Amazon for "Unbalanced Scales" or "Steam and Steel: Thirteen Riveting Tales" if you want to check them out.

CC: Urban Dictionary

by HCRoyall
1-06-16


	So I call this escort service and ask for someone kinky. Boy, did they deliver.


	She says she wants me to use bacon grease as lube to masturbate while she deepthroats a sausage and I pelt her with eggs and waffles.


	I thought you could only get a Continental Breakfast at cheap hotels.