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| I'm SO glad to finally get out of that Catholic school and on vacation with you! In fact, I think I'll give you a celebratory blowjob!! | |
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| ...And ruin my decade-long sexual dry spell?? I think not, sister! | |
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| Well, seeing as it's your first time in our fair city, I guess I can let you off with a warning. You have a nice day. | |
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| Don't you tell me what to do piggy, or I'll have your fat body in the trunk with the other one. | |
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Then there's vacationing like this dude, AthiestDiary...
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| Hi, welcome to the Mason's "Most Christian Christmas Ever" Party. Are you on the list? | |
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| Nah, I was just cock-feeding the baby Jesus in your nativity, and the "lil Athiest" caught a chill - Thought I'd warm him up in your mom. | |
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